I probably don’t need to reiterate the diatribe I feel bubbling out of me every year at about Halloween, the one that bemoans the lack of Halloween costumes for women that don’t show off my ass. It’s cold here in Minnesota, in addition to my being too old for that crap. And get off my lawn.
But! The Awl has thoughtfully compiled a number of sexy Halloween costumes which I can fully endorse, including such gems as Sexy Vernor Herzog and a Bowl of KFC Chicken. Considering what Werner once said about chickens:
“Well they are very frightening for me because their stupidity is so flat. You look into the eyes of a chicken and you lose yourself in a completely flat, frightening stupidity. They are like a great metaphor for me… I kind of love chicken, but they frighten me more than any other animal.”
You could get a friend to go as KFC while you rocked Werner, and spend the Halloween party chasing your friend around and crying. That would be great.